Paul and One direction at Disney Land

• Harry: This is like Heaven for me.. Look at all these single ladies
• Louis: Harry! You promise me, It was going to be about me this time!
• Paul: Harry, Stop staring at the lady!
• Liam: Oh my god! OH MY EFFIN GOD! Can we please go on the toy story rides, paul!?! CAN WE?!
• Paul: Yes Liam..
• Niall: I am hungry
• Paul: Heres 20 bucks, go buy a pretzel
• Niall: I might need more..
• Paul: Why?
• Niall: A pretzel isnt going to be enough
• Paul: FINE! Heres 20 more dollars
• Zayn: Is there any rides that involves alot of mirrors and no height...?
• Liam: No..
• Zayn: Oh.. I guess I will just stand here and try to get a few twitters to DM later
• Paul: Oh no your not! Your going to go with me to where liam wants to go too.
• Harry: Hey suga momma, You busy tonight?
• 40 year old woman: Are you talking to me?
• Harry: Yes baby.
• 40 year old woman: Well I can cancel my plans at Bingo tonight-
• Paul: HARRY!
• Louis: I am mad at harry, paul!
• Paul: Louis not here!
• Liam: PAUL! I wanna go on the ride nowww
• Niall: I am back with the food
• Zayn: Can I have some?
• Niall: Back off my food bradford boi before I bite your hand off
• Paul: Dear lord.. What did I get myself into?
• THIS!